Topless Waiters
So much more than just a pretty face pouring drinks.
Most people book a topless waiter thinking he'll spend the night ferrying champagne around the room — and he will, brilliantly. But our guys are genuinely up for a lot more than that if you put them to work. Here are six topless waiter ideas to get real value out of having one at your hens night.
None of this needs to be arranged in advance in any formal way — just mention what you've got planned when he arrives, or even on the night itself, and he'll slot straight in. It's one of the reasons a topless waiter tends to get booked back-to-back for whole nights rather than just the odd hour.
Hand him a cocktail shaker and the ingredients for your group's favourite drink, and he'll happily shake and serve all night. None of our guys are trained bartenders, but give him a simple recipe and he'll make a decent go of it — and everything tastes better served topless anyway.
If you're after something a bit fancier than a jug of cocktails, it's worth prepping the ingredients and a written recipe in advance so he's not guessing measurements on the night.
Topless waiters are made for photos — get him in as many group shots and boomerangs as you can talk him into. A slow spin to camera, handing over a glass of champagne, or just posing with the whole group all work brilliantly for the group chat or the 'gram. Check our gallery for a few ideas if you want inspiration before the night.
If your group is doing a burlesque class or just dancing badly to a playlist, roping him into the routine adds an easy dose of chaos and laughter — and he's usually more than happy to join in. It also works as a natural warm-up if you've got a life drawing session booked later in the night, since most of our life drawing models start the evening exactly this way.
If you've got a harbour cruise or boat party booked, a topless waiter on board to serve drinks, help with nibbles and take photos at sunset takes the whole thing up a level — and gives someone a job other than steering. Just double check your booking covers the marina or wharf you're departing from — it's worth mentioning the exact location when you enquire.
Whoever's in charge of prepping the cheese board or nibbles platter, let him be the one delivering it. It's a small thing, but it consistently gets the biggest reaction of the night — and it means whoever put the platter together actually gets to enjoy the moment rather than standing in the kitchen.
Whatever games you've got planned, put him to work running them — he's the perfect excuse for the maid of honour to have some backup, and an easy way to keep the whole group laughing between rounds. Our five simplest hens party games are a great place to start if you haven't settled on games yet.
A topless waiter is never just there to look good — split across the group, the extra cost is small, and the extra fun he adds to the night is well worth it. Think of him less as a luxury and more as an essential member of the hens night crew. Have a look at our topless waiter rates to see how little it actually costs per head.
Planning entertainment for the groom's side too? Our sister site Bucks Bunnies runs the female equivalent for buck's parties, if it's a joint night out.
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